i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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