I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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