Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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