Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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