I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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