well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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