Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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