whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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