so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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