Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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