The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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