I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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