i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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