Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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