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You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.

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(716): View more from New York

she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.

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(214): View more from Texas

she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?

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(256): View more from Alabama

The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE

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(386): View more from Florida

I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.

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