like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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