So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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