I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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