but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize