problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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