never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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