David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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