He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
high people should be assigned attendants
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I wear drunk well.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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