I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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