your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Quick, to the slutcave!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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