Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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