He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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