Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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