Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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