I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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