Dual....:-)
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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