i think my mom watched the whole time
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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