oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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