I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i love accidental penises.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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