Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
