So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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