no. you can't hotbox the world.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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