If that was your dad, he is hot
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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