Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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