Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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