what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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