"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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