i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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