And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
