This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just threw up on my dentist
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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