how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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