Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Four minutes until I can fart!
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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