Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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