I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
