did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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