I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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