So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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