I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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