what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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