I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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