Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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