It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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